Ladybug ladybug Poke your head out of the rug And you come see me and bring your jug Cause when you come see me That’s when you get your good love
Down below the fuzzy lawn There’s some romance going on You been steppin ’round with a beetle named John I can tell cause you got your little long dress on Boil weevil livin’ in the flour Cold tuxedo in the shower Gonna cross the room in about an hour
Maggot do a dance on the meat when the meat go sour Maggot do a dance on the meat when the meat go sour
C’mon
Centipede centipede Hit the disco half past three Gonna crack that spine party in a pine tree The DJs grooving And you’re moving to a broken beat Dragonfly dragonfly Stuck at the truck stop you can’t fly You got mud on your wing clouds in the sky You’re pretty and lucky that we did happen by Troglodyte troglodyte Didn’t make it to the party on a saturday night Well we waited up late and we left on the light
We’re hopin’ that you won’t keep mopin’ but we think you might Yea were hopin’ that you won’t keep mopin’ but we think you might
Ladybug ladybug Poke your head out of the rug And you come see me and bring your jug Cause when you come see me That’s when you get your good love
When you come see me That’s when you get your good love When you come see me That’s when you get your good love When you come see me That’s when you get your good love When you come see me That’s when you get your good love When you come see me That’s when you get your good love
A billions of birdies squawkin’ out loud Talkin’ in code to clams in the clouds They send a secret message, they send it by worm Some vibratin’ spiders will receive the word
But that’s totally Feather-pluckin’ Insane Ten million monkeys all pick up guitars Nobody taught them how Five thousand fishies rockin’ really, really, really hard Nobody taught them how Check-out chicken drivin’ (vinny’s) little blue car Nobody taught them how
Flies like to fly, cause they don’t like to stay They’re buzzin’ in the ears of a chicken all day Chicken understand and they pick out the code Send a sub-sonic signal through the snot in the middle Of an elephant’s long wet cold grey nose
But that’s totally Feather-pluckin’ Insane Ten million monkeys all pick up guitars Nobody taught them how Five thousand froggies rockin’ really, really, really hard Nobody taught them how Check-out chicken drivin’ (vinny’s) little blue car Nobody taught them how
Down where this ugly man Seeks his sustenance Down in the blue, midnight flare A glass hand cuts through the water Scything into his twisted roots Then from his eyes Spring fireflies Breathing life Into a roaring disguise
Needles and sins, sins and needles He’s gasping for air In the wishing well Dust to rust, ashes on gashes Hand around the killing jar
A soft hoodwink of shadows The size of make-believe Punching through his spike of rage A glass hand cuts through the water Snuffing out the magic fury Then from inside Bolt lightning cries Swiftly crushed The final, muffled sighs
Needles & Sins, Sins & Needles He’s gasping for air In the wishing well
Dust to rust, ashes on gashes Hand around the killing jar Hand around the killing jar
Monkey see, monkey do I don’t know why Rather be dead than cool I don’t know why Every line ends in rhyme I don’t know why Less is more, love is blind I don’t know why
Stay Stay away (x3)
Give an inch, take a smile I don’t know why Fashion shits, fashion style I don’t know why Throw it out and keep it in I don’t know why Have to have poison skin I don’t know why
Stay Stay away (x3)
I don’t know why I don’t know why
Stay Stay away (x3)
Monkey see, monkey do I don’t know why Rather be dead than cool I don’t know why Every line ends in rhyme I don’t know why Less is more, love is blind I don’t know why
She’s got an alligator bag Top hat to match Dressed in black on black She’s got a Philipino girlie She claims is her friend I tell you boys, you just gotta laugh Now I used to call her Cindy She changed her name to “Sin” I guess that’s the name of her game I really used to love her But then she discovered It’s got to be a sexual thing
All, all around the world Girls will be girls It’s the same ol’, same ol’ situation It’s the same ol’, same ol’ ball and chain I say no no no Come on, no check this out
ntroduced me to her lover In a cellophane dress Then they bid me a sweet fairwell Last time I saw them They were kissing so softly To the sound of wedding bells
Well around the world Girls will be girls It’s the same ol’, same ol’ situation It’s the same ol’, same ol’ ball and chain Don’t you know girl, it’s the same ol’, same ol’ situation Everyday it’s the same ol’, same ol’ ball and chain I say no no no No no no Alright, boy! .. Come on now!
It’s the same ol’, same ol’ situation It’s the same ol’, same ol’ ball and chain Girl, it’s the same ol’, same ol’ situation It’s the same ol’, same ol’ ball and chain You know it’s just got to say All around the world Girls will be girls
It’s the same ol’, same ol’ situation It’s the same ol’, same ol’ ball and chain I tell you girl, it’s the same ol’, same ol’ situation It’s the same ol’, same ol’ ball and chain Yeah yeah no no Yeah yeah no no No no Yeaahh Yeahhhh…
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seises
You know it’s kinda hard just to get along today Our subject isn’t cool, but he fakes it anyway He may not have a clue, and he may not have style But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial
So don’t debate, a player straight You know he really doesn’t get it anyway Gonna play the field, and keep it real For you no way, for you no way
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake The world needs wannabes Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy
He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice But they didn’t have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass But if he looks twice, they’re gonna kick his lily ass!
So don’t debate, a player straight You know he really doesn’t get it anyway Gonna play the field, and keep it real For you no way, for you no way
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake The world loves wannabes Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!
Now he’s getting a tattoo yeah, he’s getting ink done He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31 Friends say he’s trying too hard and he’s not quite hip But in his own mind he’s the, he’s the dopest trip
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seises
So don’t debate, a player straight You know he really doesn’t get it anyway Gonna play the field, and keep it real For you no way, for you no way
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake The world needs wannabes The world loves wannabes Let’s get some more wannabes Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!